In Honor of One of the Greatest Comedians I Wasn't Allowed to Listen To

Enjoy.

Obama Wins, Sort Of

This CNN article outlines what's happened so far tonight between the two embattled candidates.

I know it's not exactly going out on a limb, but I predict that Obama will ask Jim Webb to be his running mate. The two would make a nearly unstoppable ticket, in my opinion, and I'd be surprised if he didn't at least offer it to him.